It's nw 8 o'clock, and I am AyuTomoe,
bringing you news for today.
Thr's been a rather weird and astonishing "phenomena" happening in SMK Lok Yuk.
Apparently, an old geezer was found wondering around near the Pejabat Am this morning.
According to victims-- Ricadonna, Miako, Claire,16s; this old geezer was asking around for Pn Lim Chui Chui. Once noted that Pn Lim was unavailable, the old geezer went off but a while later he reappeared and went and had a 'talk' with Pn Lily Kua.
Just after the talk, he came out of her room and spotted the 3 innocent students.
Again, he asked for Pn Lim's whereabouts.
" 'She's having class in 4S2, would you just kindly wait for abt 10 minutes? She'll be here soon.' This is wad we told the geezer", stated Miako.
"But somehw, tis freakish dude seem to have some interest aroused and asked wad Form we are in, and so trying to b polite and a tiny winy bit of friendly, we answered 'Form4 desu!' In my heart I was pleading him to jz SHOO OFF but apparently he aint gonna do so since he continued the conversation...", said Claire.
Well, folks to make things much easier and simpler, a simple CG was prepared for all of you.
Tis can help you understand and know of the scenario better.
*Screen flashes*
*CG Appears with title--CONTINUING THE CONVERSATION*
"So what Form are you guys in?"
"Form 4"
"Ohh, so you decided on whr u're heading?"
"Ya! Aussie!" -Miako
"Getting married?"
"No la no la"
"Education 1st" - Rica
"Oohh! Yaya.. Education shud come 1st, becz with good education, you can get a good job, den with good income only you marry.. yaya.. and if you dont have good education, dont have money, and you're married, just keep asking money from ur husband, den wad happen? quarrel. then wad happen? separate. divorce.."
"heh.. *nods nods* " -- Awkwardness##
"Den after divorce, nobody wants."
*Silence...*
"If nobody want you, I WANT YOU"
* DIAM TERUS. * -- Shocked.. Freaked out.. O_O
*Screen flashes*
Welcome back to Pixel Times Night Station.
So as all can see (read), this geezer is definitely an astonishing "phenomena".
A phenomena not other than
" OLD. GEEZER. FREAKS."
He looks freakish, acts freakish and IS Freakish."After that incident, all 3 of us went for recess. And during that time, I was telling tis fren of mine abt that particular incident and just as I was saying, the old geezer passed by me.. GAWDD. U shud see how he glared at me... Kowaii desu.. It was so retarded, yet so killable..", sobbed Claire.
*beep beep*
*Press a button*
Thr seems to be more.
Another set of victims.. Pitiful..
Facts and details are yet to b unfolded but I will still be reporting a slight bit on this.
A full report will be done soon after further investigations.
Apparently after the previous incident, this old geezer went freaking ppl out again.
He seemed to have spotted another 2 innocent girls.
According to victims -- Miyage and Okuni, they were happily eating their recess food when suddenly he stood in front of them and asked, " Can I watch you eat?"
Miyage went dumbfounded.
Yesh, indeed a weird, FREAKISH question.
Okuni wasnt doing any better.
Both remained silent since answering will be awkward.
Geezers. Since when did they appear?
Geezers. Since when did they become freaks?
Geezers. Geez. U SUX.
Special attention to all LokYukians.
Beware of OLD GEEZERS.
They might dominate LokYuk.
The goverment will post OLD GEEZER ALERTS to ensure the community safety.
Well, folks that's all for tonight ^^
Stay tuned to Pixel Times.
Goodnight and God bless.
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